Okay, so not long ago a video came out of a Cisco intern claiming to be “the world’s most interesting intern” (you know, a play on “the world’s most interesting man” from the Dos Equis beer commercials) and then displaying his rapping talent with internship-related rhymes. Here’s the video:

Naturally, upon seeing such a video, I was offended. After all, “I am the real world’s most interesting intern, fool.” And, that guy was working with the typical old model T-series Thinkpad laptop most large corporations that use Thinkpads still employ, where as I utilize a snazzy and quite powerful Thinkpad w700, which means there’s no way he can be more interesting than me! Further, he noted that his life was equal to a quadratic equation in the background (on the white board), and frankly, that’s far too middle-school-ish to be interesting. All the “most interesting” interns nowadays set their lives equal to triple integrals. At any rate, I felt compelled to film my own response,and thereby protect my “most interesting” title that I totally already had before this guy ever came onto the scene (and the prospect of getting a little publicity for the startup I’m working at, TrackVia, wasn’t so bad either). Here’s the video:

And yes, there will be more videos to come, as this seems as though it will be an ongoing battle, and I have yet to showcase my true rapping (non-auto-tune) skills.